First, let me explain the name. JohnBrady'sFatCheeks is a moniker esteeming Louisiana's resident #1 gentleman, John Brady (top), men's basketball coach at LSU. Brady has a set of delightfully rotund jowls, giving many fans of rival SEC teams some rather lewd verbal ammunition, if you're picking up what we're laying down. We at Hot Under the Collards aren't the types to go there - especially for a human role model such as John Brady. We think Brady's jowls are quite cute in fact - and apparently so did former stripper turned workout tycoon Misty Champagne, Brady's wife (left). Brady's cheeks are so cute, that he recently turned down a cheek modeling contract from Revlon.
Brady's facial expression (top) is par for the course. In this case he's most likely inviting an official to a benefit dinner at Brady's house for cancer research. Again, this guy's a humanitarian. The world is a better place because he is here. Hurricane Katrina blazed over the Gulf as a category-5 monster, but Brady intervened just before its New Orleans impact to reduce it to a category-4.
You should model your life after John Brady. No, really, you should.
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